Maryellen was saved in 2007 from the clutches of mind-numbing, paper pushing boredom. The people who granted her salvation decided to make her do what she's always enjoyed doing all this time!
Initially it was merely therapeutic. Just like shopping is to Paris Hilton. Or getting papparazied is to Kim Kardashian West.
In the process, she also developed a screaming opinion on all things football. Because that's how the voice in her head sounds like each time it has something to say about the beautiful game. Imagine a screaming banshee and multiply it by hundred-folds. You get the exaggerated idea, right?
Here at FourthOfficial.com, you won't find your regular statistical detail, neither will you want your customary injury updates. What you will definitively find is the truth, completely unfiltered, presented to you by raw and opinionated threads that are weaved together into a collection of words.